** Two English Mums with 28 years experience living in France! **
Accommodation searches short, medium & long term
Help with house purchases (we are not an estate agent, therefore totally without bias)
Help with Utilities - English speaking contacts for all requirements (Banking, Insurance....)
English TV installation - Telephone & internet installations
Holiday Home / Gite Management (15 years experience in the UK Travel Industry)
Making friends - Helping with schools, creches, nannies, shopping, home-making...
We charge an hourly rate or part thereof
Our overall aim? To get you independent as quickly and painlessly as possible
Telling you how it is, no rose-tinted spectacles here.

Petard Papilotte Surprise

Otherwise known as imported Christmas crackers (into France) - which I won at the Christmas party on Sunday. I found this funny:

Tenir les extremites (excuse lack of accents - life is too short with an English keyboard) dans chaque main. Saisir fermement et tirer d'un coup sec bras tendus. Ne pas utiliser a moins de 50cm d'un visage.

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